Diamond & Jewelry News, Advice and Prices for Consumers
Diamond & Jewelry News, Advice and Prices for Consumers
A women returns from work and enters her home. Noticing her brand new diamond necklace, her baffled husband asks his wife: "Where did you get that diamond necklace from?". The wife replies: "Oh, I just won it in a raffle at work".
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing yet another piece of brand new 18k diamond studded tennis bracelet. Her husband again asks: "Where did you get that diamond tennis bracelet from?". His wife replies: "I won it at a raffle at work".
The following day, her husband again notices his wife arriving from work wearing a pair of sparkly new diamond stud earrings. "I assume you got these diamond earrings from another raffle at work, huh?" asks the husband. "That's exactly right! How did you guess?", answers the wife. Later that evening the two enter bed and the wife starts kissing and caressing her husband. He immediately stops her and says: "We'd better stop things from heating up around here… I wouldn't want to damage your raffle entry ticket!"
There's no wonder why baseball players are so filthy rich. They're practically playing on diamonds!
A customer walks into a diamond jewelry store and tells the jeweler: "I'm here for a G color SI clarity diamond – what's it worth?". The jeweler replies: "buying or selling?"
Bright and early!
"You're so clear you make me blush!"
"I'm green with envy!"
A lady walks into a diamond jewelry store wearing her recently purchased diamond engagement ring. She tells the jeweler: "You sold this ring to my husband a few days ago, but it's the wrong size". The jeweler quickly replies: "that's no problem, ma'am. We could get it resized for you in no time!". "No", answers the lady, "You didn’t seem to understand me. You sold my husband a 1 carat size, when clearly my right size is a 5 carat diamond!".
A guy walks in to a diamond jewelry store and asks for his diamond back. The jeweler happily returns him his rattle snake back.
A guy strikes up a conversation with a beautiful babe at a bar. "If I would give you this amazing 4 carat D flawless solitaire diamond ring, would you go into bed with me?". "I most probably would", the babe flirts back. "OK, and what about if I would give you this Z graded diamond with visible black inclusions?". "No way!", she answers, "What kind of girl do you think I am?!". The guy answers: "Well, it seems like we already established that in the beginning. I'm just trying to negotiate a reasonable price now."
A woman shows her best girlfriend the brand new diamond engagement ring she just received last night from her fiancée. "Wow!", exclaims her girlfriend, "This is a beautiful diamond ring!". The woman replies: "Yes, it is quite wonderful. The only thing is, this specific diamond is enchanted with a curse". "Really?", asks her girlfriend. "What sort of curse?". The woman replies: "Well, my fiancée, of course!"
