Rings Jokes

• Do you know what the smallest world record handcuffs in the world are?

  Wedding rings!

• 10 year wedding anniversary is coming up

  Santa's wife is reminding Santa that their 10 year wedding anniversary is coming up next week. "Why don't you give me a ring on our anniversary day?", suggests his wife. "No problem", Santa replies, "If I happen to be in an area with cellular reception, I'll try to remember to call you".

• The woman's wedding ring

  A woman went to a local bar with some of her girlfriends. All of a sudden one of her friends notices the woman's wedding ring. "I think you're wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger!", she points out. "That's alright", says the woman, "that's because I married the wrong man".

• What are the three rings of marriage?

  What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement RING, the wedding RING and the suffeRING.

• A diamond engagement ring worth two months'

  I heard that the simple rule says that you're supposed to spend two months' worth of salary on a diamond engagement ring. Too bad for my girlfriend I'm unemployed!

• my wedding ring fell into the sink

  A man comes up to his wife and says "darling, I have some terrible news". "What?", the wife exclaims. "While I was washing the dishes, my wedding ring fell into the sink and got completely wrecked by the garbage disposer". "Oh, no! That's awful" cries out the wife. "I know", says her husband, "We'll just have to look for a new garbage disposer straight away".